I've never given birth before, and to be honest, I probably never will (though Jennifer mentioned something about having a uterus transplanted into me, though I'm not quite sure where that kid's coming out...).
Anyways, this is my live birth:
Isn't she cute? She's getting turned in TODAY, and then Daddy gets to be a nervous wreck until a decision is made about her.
This 'Baby Analogy' has gone too far.