The opposite of what Todd Lewis once told us at Demosthenian: "If you're not voting Democrat tomorrow, you might as well just stay home."
Please, just stay home. Erm, if you are voting Republican, you don't have to vote tomorrow, ok? It'll just automatically count your way, ok?
Republicans in various states are getting away with making harassing phone calls or by telling Democrats that they have to vote at a different place, etc.
It makes me want to slash Jim Leech's tires. Republicans are evil, evil. Evil.
So go vote tomorrow if you must. I'm sure your Democratic vote with be Republican anyways with the electronic voting machines. Come to think of it, I'm sure your Republican votes will be for Republicans too. Fancy that.
I'm scared. Pray, people. Pray!
(I'm Amish Trivedi, and I approve this message)